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JimCervasi
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- Easton, PA, United States
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- jcervasi@verizon.net
- Joined:
- August 19, 2006
About Me:
Retired Navy veteran. Nicknamed Guido in Navy because I resembled Father Guido Sarducci. My crazy sense of humor has gotten me through some difficu... See more about me
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| Welcome Message: | Everyone needs a little humor in their lives just to get by each day. Laughter is the best medicine to ease the stress of everyday life. I hope you enjoy my jokes and my warped sense of humor. I like to joke around even in serious situations just to take the edge off. Some say I am the life of the party because I can make anyone laugh. |
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| About Me: | Retired Navy veteran. Nicknamed Guido in Navy because I resembled Father Guido Sarducci. My crazy sense of humor has gotten me through some difficult times. |
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| Favorite Comedians: | Robin Williams, Jeff Foxworthy, Jerry Seinfeld, Eddie Murphy, Bill Cosby, Billy Crystal, MAD TV group, early SNL group, Don Novello (Father Guido Sarducci), President Bush when he messes up his speeches, Tina Fey |
| Favorite Movies: | All the Star Wars movies, Die Hard, Big, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Sting, Forrest Gump, Spiderman, Lord of the Rings, Splash, Ironman, Get Smart, Batman movies |
| Favorite Television Shows: | Lost, Boston Legal, House, Scrubs, Two and a Half Men, How I Met Your Mother, According to Jim, Seinfeld reruns, My Name is Earl, CSI (the original), Monk, Psych, The Office, Mash reruns, The Riches on FX, MAD TV, SNL, Nip / Tuck, Sex in the City, The Closer, Saving Grace, Pushing Daisies, Eli Stone, Jeopardy |
| Favorite Music: | The Beatles, Classic Rock, Smooth jazz, some country, oldies but goodies |
| Favorite Books: | The Bronx Zoo, Sein Language by Jerry Seinfeld, What Color is Your Parachute? |
| Heroes: | Anyone in the U.S. military defending our country! Policemen, firemen, national guardsmen and women, EMT workers and those nurses/aides taking good care of my mom in the nursing home |
| Villains: | Terrorists, Iraq, Osama bin Laden, current White House Administration including the PREZ, crooks that take advantage of the elderly, doctors that give you the run around, fast food drive up window clerks who try to screw you |
| Interests: | High school wrestling and football, internet, Pittsburgh Steelers, movies, exercising and walking |
